[Urban Fantasy] Fist Full of Clay [Scene Five]

[Felt alittle short changed on this one. I'm slipping tenses again (My biggest weakness) However, here you are. In the spirit of things, I'm putting this out their as it is. Spelling mistakes and grammar aside! The most important thing is a rough draft being shown so I don't let this blog slow down!)

Golems can’t see in the dark.


A lot of times, people hear you are a supernatural being and assume you’re good to go in the areas of flying, seeing in the dark, and mesmerizing teenage girls to dry humping spells. What can I say? I blame Twilight.

So when the lights went out, I only had the light glow of the trash-can fire that someone was using to roast dinner. Shadows danced around the area, each one intermixing with the frozen bodies of civilians. I spun around as something brushed past, a fist raised.

Nothing.

Another wave of screams echoed off the walls, and I did my best to pinpoint the nearest attacker. As you can imagine, the atmosphere along with the visibility was making it nigh impossible. Add fear into the mix, and you have one confused clay-doll.

“Come out!” I bellowed using my unlimited amount of wit. Finding no one to take me up on my challenge, I added, “Pussies.”

I waded through the darkness, careful not to push aside the frozen citizens of Grid Eight. From the flickering light of the trash can, I found the majority of faces had entered that dazed expression, their mind deciding it was better to turn off until a logical explanation could be reached.

I heard another sound behind me and turned just in time to have a ball of garden hoses thrust in my nose. I felt what amounted to a dozen mini-jack hammers smashing into face, and I threw my fists upward. Whatever had attacked hadn’t counted on that. My knuckled connected to what I thought might be a chin and sent the creature launching. It flew through the air before smashing itself into the side of the flaming trash can, tipping it on its side and the burning contents to the floor.

The fact that I had an exposed flame now on a dirty floor surrounded by frozen people didn’t register immediately. What did register was the head full of snakes that hissed and struck out as far as they could towards me and the old hag with the oozing lips and extended claws who sported said snake-fro. She (And they… Or were they just all one?) hissed, jumped to her feet, and charged me.

I shook off my surprise and ran to meet her half way. However, before I could get more than a few steps into my charge, I felt something heavy come down on my back. Again, a dozen hammers slammed into me, this time on my neck. Claws gripped my shoulders, and I spun, trying to get the new witch off of me. I smashed through a cheaply improvised table holding scraps, and we both fell to the floor, the thing still on my back.

I might have been made out of clay but that didn’t stop me from feeling some pain. I was wired to feel hints of displeasure when my body was being damaged, and I assure you, I was in the process of just that. A dozen or so serpents chipped away at my skin as the thing’s claws dug into my shoulders, deep.

I look ahead, a flaming piece of timber just a few feet away, right outside the burning embers. I reached for this burning Excaliber and then felt the witch dig her claws into my shoulder blade. Something cracked and my whole limb stop functioning. She had cut my ‘strings’.

I slumped forward as I hollered in pain. The witch seemed to take this as a sign of victory, and I felt her continue her onslaught. My back felt like it had lost a few pounds at this point, and I felt tired.

I wasn’t invincible. I took a beating that would have killed a man a long time before me but I wasn’t invincible. What I was, though, was stubborn. Monuments could be made about my stubbornness.

I screamed, using the boiling rage inside my body to push all my remaining strength back into my legs. I hauled us both up, dove forward, and twisted as best I could. I landed with her pinned to the ground- Right on top of the flames. Fire and clay were never a bad combination, kids. Fire and flesh was.

The creature screeched and let go. I stumbled to my feet, away from the creature, and turned just in time to see the thing clamper to its feet before completely igniting as if she was covered with gasoline. She made it a few steps before completely exploding as if she was some monster in those cheesy 70’s monster movies.

And here I was without popcorn.

I turned to face the one I had previously engaged only to find her with a child thrown over her shoulder. The creature was frozen with shock, staring at her downed sister. The snakes responded before she could, her serpentine-hair pulling back before spitting at me. Goblets of goo splattered my chest. Could have been poison. Could have been some paralysis-brew. Whatever it was, it didn’t work. I charged forward, my programming guiding my actions more so than my brain. The witch gave out what might have been the start if an “Oh hell” before I drove my fist into her face. Cracking and popping bones greeted my fist. She fell, the kid landing painfully to the floor.

Hey, the kid was alive at least.

A choir of screeches echoed throughout the chamber, and I turned, fist held prepared. From all around me, I saw shadows that seemed to slither back and forth between warm bodies. They moved closer to me, four of five beings, each with hissing friends on top of their heads.

“I’ll kick all your asses,” I threatened.

Yeah, I wasn’t impressed with my words so you could image how they handled it. A sound of what might have been laughter moved around me as they descended.

That’s when the sound of the chug-chug-chug of a generator started up. The lights suddenly snapped on and I was greeted with the sight of the ugliest pair of sisters I’d ever seen. Swamp Crones sat at the popular table compared to these girls. They didn’t like the way they looked either because as soon as the lights activated, they screamed in unison, shadowing their eyes with their hands. They turned away from me, rushing for the shadows the lights couldn’t reach.

And with that, they were gone.

I stood in place, panting for breath. My body told my brain that I was hurting, twisting my programming for me to respond to what pain must feel like. My knees grew weak, and I fell to them. My arm resting limply at my side, and I just sat.

I don’t know how long it took for Max to join me. I became aware of his presence when his hand slapped the back of my head. I flinched, looked up, and squinted at the man.

“You don’t fight Medusa’s in the dark, She-Hulk,” Max scoffed before he attempted to lift me to my feet. It was either my size or his lack of upper body strength that didn’t make that happen. He gave up after a few attempts before slumping down to the ground himself.

“Medusas,” I repeated.

“People frozen, snake for heads? Ugly as sin?” Max shook his head. “Doesn’t take much to put the name to the face.”

I nodded as I reached to my coat, plucking a burned piece of skin from my jacket. It wasn’t mine.

“Medusas… From that poem?” I asked. “Didn’t they turn people to stone?”

“A poem using metaphor. Who ever thought of such a thing?” Max mumbled before standing up to attempt lifting me again. This time, I helped and made it to my feet. The people of Grid Eight weren’t exactly frozen still, but they were still in a stupor. The fire from the trash can had thankfully not caught hold of anything other than the witch so it didn’t take more than a few stomps from my boot to put out any real risks.

“How’d you shake the spell?” I asked Max.

“Laziness,” he responded. “Theirs, not mine. Must assumed everyone experienced the dazed effect from their spell already and stopped usin’ it. Since that shit don’t work on me…” He trailed off, assuming I got the picture. I did.

It took little more than a few minutes until people starting coming out of their daze. None of them the wiser- Some assuming a gas leak was the reason. Me and Max played dumb, nodding along. No sense trying to explain the truth. People never understood it anyways.

And then the first parent screamed for their child. Then the next. Then the next. And this continued.

Almost all the children were missing from Grid Eight.

And I couldn’t help but feel like it was my fault.